GARRISONGETS GANKED GOSSIP GUY PRISON BREAK STAR CHARGED WITH MANSLAUGHTER! Lane Garrison has found a new best friend: irony.  As one of the stars of FOX’s hit new show ... Continue Reading →

AFFLECK AND WILLIS WON’T DIE HARDER GOSSIP GUY  BEYONCE DINES WITH HEPATITIS A! Beyonce Knowles had a brief scare last week.  No, she didn’t accidentally sleep ... Continue Reading →

SAY IT AIN’T SO, ROCK! GOSSIP GUY BAHAMA MAMA TO BE BURIED NEXT TO HER SON! Following an exhausting week of Judge Judy on MSNBC, it was decided that Anna Nicole Smith will be ... Continue Reading →

BRITNEY SUCCEEDS AT GAINING MORE PRESS GOSSIP GUY  BRITNEY HEADS TO REHAB, THEN SHAVES HER HEAD! Does it ever end?  Seriously, Britney, does it ever end?  With Anna Nicole ... Continue Reading →

A LIFE PUSHED TO THE LIMIT GOSSIP GUY ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIES! Call it accidental, call it coincidental…or call it another sly move by the Bush administration to get our minds ... Continue Reading →

LAST EXIT TO BABYLON A HOLLYWOOD ASSISTANT SPEAKS OUT It’s been a week since I quit my job as the head assistant at a prestigious literary agency in Beverly Hills.  My job ... Continue Reading →

COURTNEY LOVE STILL ALIVE GOSSIP GUY Sienna Miller All Caught Up in Real Sex Sting! It’s hard enough dealing with the fact that your man slept with the nanny, but now actress ... Continue Reading →

DAKOTA FANNING LIKES IT ROUGH GOSSIP GUY Dakota Fanning is Some Hounddog! Now that Dakota Fanning’s new film Hounddog (in which her character is raped) has premiered, controversy ... Continue Reading →