KEEP YOUR VALENTINE’S DAY HOT
Ah, Valentine’s Day! A time for giving. A time for love. A time for suicides. There’s no way to ignore it: Fully booked restaurants and migrant workers selling wilted roses on street corners will rub our faces in this wondrous day of Eros…but, how to avoid awkward silence and repressed rage between you and your loved one?
Here’re some thoughtful ideas from your friends at Entertainment Today. We might not love you, but we definitely know how to make it seem like we love you, just like a good boyfriend/girlfriend should.
FOR HIM
Boxer shorts with funny prints.
Ice cold imported beer and red meat
A DVD basket including Die Hard, G.I. Joe, Family Guy, Bloodsport
A chicken wings basket at Hooters
A night at Spearmint Rhino
Coachella concert tickets
A soccer ball, a basket ball, any sort of ball
A day at a Lakers Game
A nice watch that suits his personality
Home-made brownies
Taking him to a Kings game
A trip to Magic Mountain
Promising never to take him shopping ever again
Yearly subscription to Hustler, Playboy, Maxim, and Stuff
His favorite Star Wars action figure
Modeling the lingerie for him
There’s also always…
More than cuddling
Laughing at his jokes
Scratching his back
Cooking him dinner
Listening to him
Laughing when he farts, calling it “inventive”
FOR HER
Flowers (no carnations please)
Be creative, make it personal
Mother Earth grows more than only roses
Moet & Chandon Champagne and strawberries
A DVD basket including BBC’s Pride & Prejudice, Sex and the City, Bridget Jones’ Diary, and The Notebook
A romantic dinner at [insert trendy, overpriced, Italian/French restaurant here]
e.g. Il Cielo/Mi Piace/Dolce/Chocolat
A night of ballroom dancing
Musical tickets for Wicked
Yoga class, Pilates class
A day at the zoo
Jewelry that no other girl has
DeBrand heart-shaped box filled with gourmet chocolates
Taking her ice skating
A trip to the Magic Kingdom
An Anthropolgie gift certificate
Babeland Body Kit: massage oil, condoms, bubble bath, oh, and did I mention a key chain vibrator/flashlight?
Her favorite Care Bear
La Perla or Victoria’s Secret lingerie
There’s also always…
Cuddling
Holding her hand
Promising you’ll protect her from harm
Brushing the hair out of her face
Listening to her
No farting
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